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Daddy is this going to hurt?
No baby, only for a second, its just like getting hit in the chest
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I can see this being one of my exes at some point, probably the ire as well as the gun aimed at me…this is why I am glad you dont like guns Blithery
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I've got the Good Lord going down on me
Once you’ve had a deity you’ll never go back.
This has been deemed “inappropriate” and “disrespectful” by religious protesters in New Zealand.
You all need to lighten up - it is Christmas after all.
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He split $19m with coworkers and evicted his wife…HAHAHAAHHAHAHA
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I guess my letter to santa didnt reach the north pole if its on the internet.(via krystalvixen)
And Santa, can you please send some of your elves along so I can send them forth as my minions…
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