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30th November 2009

Photo reblogged from Blitherypoop with 131 notes

blitherypoop:

puttingthefunbackinfuneral
So you killed a porn star because you’re sexy as hell?
I stabbed a homeless guy because I have amazing boobs.  Part of that is true….

 Wrong…because thats how I roll, I had the white shirt on

blitherypoop:

puttingthefunbackinfuneral

So you killed a porn star because you’re sexy as hell?

I stabbed a homeless guy because I have amazing boobs.  Part of that is true….

 Wrong…because thats how I roll, I had the white shirt on

Source: 9gag

  1. ratna-laurentina reblogged this from hersiyantiditaa and added:
    homeless guy b’cos the lil ppl told me to?????
  2. hersiyantiditaa reblogged this from patheticcat and added:
    I killed a toothbrush because thats how i roll. HALAH.
  3. thisismacspeaking reblogged this from burnthegirl and added:
    I RAN SHIRTLESS WITH SANTA CLAUS BECAUSE I HAVE AMAZING BOOBS, LOL
  4. ittatingseykau reblogged this from mosple
  5. vvorst reblogged this from 9gag and added:
    I killed a whore because that`s how I roll. wtf. HAHAHAH.
  6. moonkisser reblogged this from 9gag and added:
    hahaha fucking quiz
  7. dumbfck reblogged this from 9gag
  8. puttingthefunbackinfuneral reblogged this from blitherypoop and added:
    Wrong…because thats how...had the white shirt on
  9. blitherypoop reblogged this from puttingthefunbackinfuneral and added:
    puttingthefunbackinfuneral So you killed a porn star because you’re sexy as hell? I stabbed a homeless guy because I...
  10. cynnnthiaa reblogged this from fignite and added:
    I killed your dealer because that’s how i roll. Wth, LOL.
  11. fuckthehottub reblogged this from myflailstation and added:
    I slept with a french fry because I’m beautiful.
  12. thesilencepropaganda reblogged this from 9gag and added:
    “I slept with a homosexual because that’s how i roll”
  13. hobble-hope reblogged this from myspoonfulofsugar
  14. magluminous reblogged this from its-all-good and added:
    I raped a crackhead because I’m sexy as hell. =))))
  15. sitting-waiting reblogged this from like-december and added:
    smoke crack. Why are september ones always so retarded
  16. jennnnniferrrrr reblogged this from thatonewhitechick and added:
    I banged a lesbian because I’m beautiful. HAA.
  17. cheskaleonardo reblogged this from myspoonfulofsugar and added:
    I STABBED A BAG OF WEED BECAUSE THE LITTLE PEOPLE TOLD ME TO. =))
  18. everythingvanishes reblogged this from acray and added:
    i ate out your dealer because that’s how i roll. (almost fucking peed myself over this)
  19. myspoonfulofsugar reblogged this from iwontletmesay and added:
    I cuddle with a french fry because Im a pimp and you’re jealous =))
  20. thegreatskadoosh reblogged this from graceathome and added:
    I cuddled with a cat because I love marijuana. Hell yeah!
  21. myflailstation reblogged this from like-december and added:
    I killed an easter egg because I have a noodle in my nose
  22. like-december reblogged this from zitpicker and added:
    I smoked with your mom because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous. Damn.
  23. micaellaross reblogged this from meamouse and added:
    I ate out a toothbrush because I’m sexy as hell
  24. comeonpeepshow reblogged this from 9gag and added:
    I smoked with the Trojan Man because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous.
  25. ohchelsea reblogged this from 9gag
  26. kateshappyplace reblogged this from 9gag
  27. slmisfit reblogged this from 9gag and added:
    I smoked with a stripper because I’m beautiful.
  28. acray reblogged this from flashinglightsandsleeplessnights and added:
    i ran shirtless with an easter egg because i have AMAZING boobs.
  29. angelmargaret reblogged this from angeles-xylyn and added:
    I raped the trojan man because I love marijuana. HAHA.
  30. -chelsea reblogged this from zitpicker and added:
    I killed a horse because I’m gay. cool.
  31. zitpicker reblogged this from michaelfuckingjackson and added:
    I slept with a condom because I’m sexy as hell? haha.
  32. michaelfuckingjackson reblogged this from 9gag and added:
    I killed a homo because that’s how I roll…?
  33. angeles-xylyn reblogged this from 9gag and added:
    i raped a pornstar because i’m pimp and you’re jealous(:
  34. ahypotheticaladventure reblogged this from 9gag and added:
    I smoked with your dealer because I have double D’s. HAHA I remember these on myspace from when I was in 8th grade.
  35. iwontletmesay reblogged this from meamouse and added:
    I ran shirtless with a prostitute because I’ve got abs =))
  36. lbjeffries reblogged this from yeahhhhilikeitlikethat and added:
    I cuddled with your grandma because that’s how I roll.
  37. fignite reblogged this from prettymenwearheels