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28th July 2010

Link reblogged from ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME with 163 notes

Priest Drowns Baby During Baptism →

fuckyeahblasphemy:

coketalk:

Hey, look on the bright side. At least he didn’t fuck it.  


Also, the holy water was only half holy, and half gin, (left over from last week’s first communion rehearsal), so the priest wasn’t able to wash off the original sin completely and the kid died with half of the original sin still left!!
Now, God doesn’t quite know where to put his soul… it is all very sad and complicated, but the Angels, Archangels and Superangels are having a poll this Friday to decide on the fate of this infant, and hopefully change the divine legislation, and amend the celestial constitution, for the first time since Jesus H. Christ ate bacon back in circa 9 A.D.

 I hate using internet shorthand…but I lol’d at this

Source: religionmakesmefacepalm

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  4. iuwaehfoaiuwhefoiaulfjqn reblogged this from goodreasonnews and added:
    3 years ‘cause you killed a baby BUT IT’S OKAY BECAUSE MY RELIGION TOLD ME TO DO IT. THEY SAID YOU HAD TO DO IT OR YOU’D...
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  8. puttingthefunbackinfuneral reblogged this from fuckyeahblasphemy and added:
    9 A.D. I hate using internet shorthand…but I lol’d at this
  9. affably reblogged this from coketalk and added:
    Another one bites...dust. Thanks religion!
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    wendyomgzlol:coketalk:...LOL, DOES THE BABBY STILL GO TO HEAVEN ~~~ that’s the true...
  12. tiffanyarei reblogged this from wendyomgzlol and added:
    THE ARISTOCRATS But on a serious note, one more reason to not have my potential future child baptized. The priest didn’t...
  13. jamiepyon reblogged this from religionmakesmefacepalm and added:
    I can’t even believe this.
  14. unquestionism reblogged this from spazmo and added:
    Baptism isn’t about cleansing sins, it’s an act to accept you into the following of God. I was baptised as a...
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    Baptism of infants doesn’t make sense. Baptism is done as a declaration of one’s choice (as in, active choice, as in a...